Short Takes: P

Pale Rider (1985)

Producer/Director: Clint Eastwood
Screenwriters: Michael Butler & Dennis Shryack

The local mining company is trying to chase the small-scale gold miners out of town. In one incident, they kill a girl’s dog. So she prays for help. As a result, a dead preacher (and gunman) comes to help them.

This is basically a boring remake of Shane with a very vague ghost element and lots of religious nonsense. It’s also at least a quarter too long. It was very popular in its day and even now, people love Eastwood in this role (the only one he ever plays). Even the final showdown is as anticlimactic as it is expected. But it is a more polished production than Eastwood was capable of earlier in his career.

Starring Michael Moriarty (The Winds of Kitty Hawk), Clint Eastwood (Every Which Way But Loose), Carrie Snodgress (Trick or Treats), and Richard Dysart (LA Law). Chris Penn (Reservoir Dogs) and Richard Kiel (Eegah) have small roles.

Pale Rider is under copyright. It is available on DVD and Blu-ray.

13 June 2021

Panman (2011)

Directors: Tim Pilleri and Jim Zaguroli
Screenwriter: Tim Pilleri

A man who wears a pan over his head kills culinary students with various kitchen items. A group of students run by a custard teacher tries to destroy him before time runs out.

This slasher parody is genuinely funny with over-the-top horror effects. I don’t know why we haven’t seen more of Tim Pilleri.

Starring G Larry Butler (Frankenstein vs the Creature from Blood Cove), Talia Tabin, Tina Molina, Les Jennings, Craig Frank, and Kato Kaelin.

Panman is under copyright. It doesn’t appear to be on disc, but it is available on Amazon Prime.

4 April 2020

Paranoiac (1963)

Producer: Anthony Hinds
Director: Freddie Francis
Screenwriter: Jimmy Sangster

Young adults struggle with the loss of their parents and the subsequent suicide of their older brother. Then the older brother shows up. But it’s a con. And then things get really weird.

Yet another strong one from Hammer Films. It has a solid script, looks great, and presents their usually amazing acting.

Starring Janette Scott (The Day of the Triffids), Oliver Reed (The Three Musketeers), and Alexander Davion (The Plague of the Zombies). Featuring Sheila Burrell (Cold Comfort Farm) and Maurice Denham (Countess Dracula).

Paranoiac is under copyright. It is available on DVD and Blu-ray. It is also available in a number of collections like The Hammer Horror Series.

15 May 2020

Paranormal Investigation Agency (2017)

Producers: Jam Murphy & Eddie Johnson & Matt Brassfield & Eric D Stebbins & Michael Nelson & Josh Newnham & Scott Woll
Director/Screenwriter: Chris Seaver

A paranormal unit within the FBI banishes evil spirits but can’t manage to stop many clients from getting killed. They are joined by an actor doing research for a new role.

Two decades of work has made Chris Seaver a notably stronger writer and more interesting director. But this film is still largely a parade of cliched male boasts and posturing with a healthy dose of sexual violence that is played for laughs. It’s clear if he could get past giggling at the very mention of sex, he could make something with broad appeal. But the film looks great and the acting is solid.

Starring Meredith Host (Taintlight), Jason McCall (Phantom of the Grindhouse), Andrew Baltes (Return to Blood Fart Lake), Lauren Van Deroef, and Josh Suire (The Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks).

Paranormal Investigation Agency is under copyright. It is available on DVD.

12 August 2020

The Paris Express (1952)

Producer: Raymond Stross
Director: Harold French
Screenwriter: Harold French (novel: Georges Simenon)
Alternate titles: The Man Who Watched Trains Go By

The accountant finds that his boss is absconding with all the money and leaving the business to crumble. A scuffle ensues leading to the apparent death of the boss. So the accountant takes his place and flees with the money.

A well-scripted film noir with excellent acting. The main character is fascinating. We don’t see enough unusual characters like this in film.

Starring Claude Rains (The Invisible Man), Marius Goring (The Red Shoes), Märta Torén (Sirocco), Ferdy Mayne (The Fearless Vampire Killers), and Herbert Lom (The Lady Killers).

The Paris Express is under copyright. It is available on DVD and Blu-ray. You can watch it for free on Shout Factory TV.

10 November 2020

Parts: The Clonus Horror (1979)

Producers: Myrl A Schreibman and Robert S Fiveson
Director: Robert S Fiveson
Screenwriters: Ron Smith and Bob Sullivan (story: Bob Sullivan; screenplay adapted: Myrl A Schreibman and Robert S Fiveson)

Seemingly simpleminded people live in what looks like a pleasant but authoritarian community until they are ready to go to the utopia known as America. But two curious residents begin to have doubts about what they are told and when one of them escapes, it threatens the whole operation and a lot of powerful people.

This is an absolutely fantastic film. The first half sets up a very interesting mystery and the second half pays it off. Of course, I love these post-Watergate paranoia films. But despite (or because of) its low budget, it’s a lot better than films it is often compared to like Coma and Logan’s Run. The producers sued DreamWorks for copyright infringement over The Island (2005) — and won.

Starring Tim Donnelly (Emergency!). With Paulette Breen, Dick Sargent (Bewitched), Keenan Wynn (The Fuzzy Pink Nightgown), and Peter Graves (Mission: Impossible).

Parts: The Clonus Horror is under copyright. It is available on DVD with a commentary by Fiveson.

27 July 2020

Payday (1973)

Producer: Martin Fink
Director: Daryl Duke
Screenwriter: Don Carpenter

The story of a second-tier country music star on the road. There isn’t much of a plot other than that. Various things happen to the main character — none good. He’s a rudderless man with a rudderless life.

This film seems psychotronic, but I’m not sure it is. All the characters are so unlikeable. Just the same: it has sex and violence. I’m not sure that makes up for it likely making you a better but sadder person.

Starring Rip Torn (The Larry Sanders Show). Featuring: Ahna Capri (Piranha), Elayne Heilveil, Michael C Gwynne (The Terminal Man), Jeff Morris (Kelly’s Heroes), and Cliff Emmich (Mousehunt).

Payday is under copyright. You can get it on DVD. Maybe now that Rip Torn is dead, it will be released on Blu-ray, but it isn’t yet.

Penance Lane (2020)

Producers: Tyler Mane & Renae Geerlings & Michael Leavy & Steven Della Salla & Jason Leavy
Director: Péter Engert
Screenwriter: Munier Sharrieff

Some thieves store millions of dollars in an abandoned house but something inside attacks them. Five years later, an ex-con gets a job remodeling the same house. And things start to happen. Yet he stays.

This is a serviceable film. There are a number of effective moments and the plot is unique through the first half. It gets predictable at the end.

Starring Tyler Mane (Rob Zombie’s Halloween), Scout Taylor-Compton (Feral), April Bogenschutz, Daniel Roebuck (Getting Grace), and John Schneider (The Dukes of Hazzard).

Penance Lane is under copyright. It is available on DVD.

20 October 2020

The People Under the Stairs (1991)

Producers: Marianne Maddalena and Stuart M Besser
Director/Screenwriter: Wes Craven

A young boy living in the ghetto takes part in a burglary of his slumlords’ house to get money for rent and to treat his mother’s cancer. But little does he or his companions know but the couple is far more devious and evil than they could imagine. He finds himself locked inside fighting for his life against the couple and the mutants they keep locked in the basement.

This film is a lot like the Goonies — but really, really good. It is genuinely funny and scary. It’s one of those great films that works perfectly as a simple story and as a metaphor (conservatives may not care for the metaphor so they can just not think about it). It may be Wes Craven’s most fun film. Although this film is rated R, I would definitely show it to my 13-year-old kids. Maybe it’s best I never had kids.

Starring Brandon Adams (The Mighty Ducks), AJ Langer (Escape from LA), Wendy Robie (Were the World Mine), and Everett McGill (Heartbreak Ridge). It features Ving Rhames (Pulp Fiction), Bill Cobbs (Always Outnumbered), Kelly Jo Minter (A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child), and Sean Whalen (Laid to Rest).

The People Under the Stairs is under copyright. It is available on DVD with no real extras. There is a good Shout Factory Blu-ray.

23 October 2021

The Perfect Host (2010)

Producers: Stacey Testro and Mark Victor
Director: Nick Tomnay
Screenwriters: Nick Tomnay and Krishna Jones

An injured bank robber on the run bluffs his way into a house with a very nice man. He thinks he has control of the situation but he’s quite wrong.

This is another of those films with an absolutely fabulous hour that struggles with the end. It’s still really good. But you are best to avoid thinking too much about its ridiculously convenient plot.

Starring David Hyde Pierce (Frasier) and Clayne Crawford (Tinker’).

The Perfect Host is under copyright. It is available on DVD and Blu-ray.

8 January 2020

The Perfection (2018)

Producers: Bill Block & Stacey Reiss & Richard Shepard
Director: Richard Shepard
Screenwriters: Richard Shepard & Eric Charmelo & Nicole Snyder

Two cellists are traveling in rural China to find young rising stars for their culty musical conservatory when one of them becomes very ill with what looks like some kind of insect parasites leading to her chopping off her own hand. Things get interesting from there.

This is a fine film. It’s incredibly intense at times and downright sweet at others. The story is hard to believe but with some minor changes, I’d believe it was true. So just go with it. And prepare yourself for a deliciously ghoulish ending!

Starring Logan Browning (Dear White People) and Allison Williams (Get Out). Kudos to Steven Weber (That’s right: the guy from Wings!) who exudes creepiness from his first instant on screen.

The Perfection is certainly under copyright but that doesn’t mean the owners care enough to release it on disc. Instead, you’ll need to stream it on Netflix.

8 April 2023

The Perfume of the Lady in Black (1974)

Producer: Giovanni Bertolucci
Director: Francesco Barilli
Screenwriters: Francesco Barilli & Massimo D’Avack

Shortly after hearing about cults all over the world that partake of human sacrifices, a young woman begins having hallucinations including recreations of memories from the past. She is eventually visited by herself as a young girl who commands her to commit violent acts.

This is an under-viewed Giallo gem. It strays from the formula in notable ways and so is probably best viewed by people who already admire the genre. It has relatively toned-down gore and the effects are weak — especially compared to Fulci’s best. But it’s an excellent mystery that is tied up brilliantly in a gruesome final scene.

Starring Mimsy Farmer (The Black Cat). With Mario Scaccia, Maurizio Bonuglia, and Jho Jenkins.

The Perfume of the Lady in Black is available on Archive. You can get it on DVD from Kino Lorber. Raro Video has a Blu-ray but you may have trouble finding it. There are imports available as well.

8 April 2023

Pet Sematary (1989)

Producer: Richard P Rubinstein
Director: Mary Lambert
Screenwriter: Stephen King

A family moves into a wonderful house in Maine — the only problem is that it is on a very busy road. After the daughter’s cat is killed, a kindly neighbor shows the father an Indian burial ground where buried animals come back to life (admittedly, in a fairly angry and violent form). Would it work with humans? When the son is killed by a passing truck, we find out.

I like this film a lot but it never fully commits to being a comedy the way the sequel does. I suspect it could be recut as a straight horror-comedy and work really well. But it’s still a good film.

Starring Dale Midkiff (Time Trax), Fred Gwynne (The Cotton Club), and Denise Crosby (Itsy Bitsy). Brad Greenquist (Outside the Law) as the helpful ghost is the standout here.

Pet Sematary is under copyright. It is available on DVD and Blu-ray. It is also available with the 2019 remake on DVD and Blu-ray.

18 November 2021

Pet Sematary (2019)

Producers: Lorenzo di Bonaventura and Mark Vahradian and Steven Schneider
Directors: Kevin Kölsch and Dennis Widmyer
Screenwriter: Jeff Buhler (story: Matt Greenberg; novel: Stephen King)

A family moves into a house in Maine on a very busy road. Using a burial ground on their property that brings animals back to life, they make ever-escalating bad decisions until everyone is dead.

Although this film changes the plot quite a lot, it still does what the original did but without any effort at humor and insanity. By the end, I was exhausted and bored. I’m not sure this story can be told in an effective way because we’ve had two sets of extremely talented filmmakers try and it never quite works. Rather than this, watch Starry Eyes.

Starring Jason Clarke (Zero Dark Thirty), Amy Seimetz (Upstream Color), John Lithgow (Harry and the Hendersons), Obssa Ahmed, and the highlight of the film, Jeté Laurence.

Pet Sematary is under copyright. It is available on DVD and combo DVD/Blu-ray with modest extras. There are a bunch of other releases; for example, I have a DVD with no extras at all.

7 January 2022

Pet Sematary Two (1992)

Producer: Richard P Rubinstein
Director: Mary Lambert
Screenwriter: Richard Outten (novel: Stephen King)

This time, a dog dies — shot by the psychopath step-father sheriff, Gus. So they bury it and it comes back. But Gus, being Gus, ends up accidentally killed. For some strange reason, his stepson reanimates him. I mean, he was an asshole when he was alive. How do you think he’s going to come back?

This one is much more tonally consistent than the first one — playing up the humor throughout. The cast is similarly great.

Starring Edward Furlong (Terminator 2: Judgment Day), Jason McGuire, Clancy Brown (The Mortuary Collection), and Anthony Edwards (Zodiac).

Pet Sematary Two is under copyright. It is available on DVD and Blu-ray.

18 November 2021

Peter Rottentail (2004)

Producers/Directors: Mark & John Polonia
Screenwriter: John Oak Dalton (story: John Polonia)

A failed children’s party magician uses a magic potion to call forth Peter Rottentail. It only causes him to be hunted by it and the magician finally kills himself. Many years later, two stoners inadvertently bring Peter Rottentail to life. He kills lots of people but is most interested in the two boys at the last party.

This is a strangely enjoyable film. It’s silly and bizarre — kind of like Killer Klowns From Outer Space but without a budget. You might enjoy Stitches more.

Starring Dave Fife (Splatter Beach), Brice Kennedy (Gorilla Warfare: Battle of the Apes), Brian Berry (Monster Movie), and Kristen Wiltse.

Peter Rottentail is under copyright. It is available on DVD.

29 July 2020

Phantasm (1979)

Producer: DA Coscarelli
Director/Screenwriter: Don Coscarelli

All is not well at the local cemetery. The Tall Man seems to be stealing the bodies and turning them into little henchmen dressed as monks. And there are silver balls that attach themselves to people and then drill into them.

Much of it is like a horror version of My Side of the Mountain — filled as it is with lots of cool tricks your older brother either taught you or should have. It’s also incredibly effective horror that doesn’t waste much time on explanations. The soundtrack dates it, however.

The film stars A Michael Baldwin (Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead), Bill Thornbury, Reggie Bannister (Bubba Ho-Tep), and Angus Scrimm (John Dies at the End). Featuring Terrie Kalbus and Kathy Lester.

Phantasm is under copyright. You can get it alone on DVD in an over-priced, underwhelming edition. Or you can get it in a 4K Blu-ray with awesome extras. Or you could get the whole 5-film series on DVD with quite respectable extras for such a great price that you have no excuse for not owning it. (The one downside is the spindle; once you get the DVDs off it, you might want to store them elsewhere.)

The Phantom Empire (1988)

Producer/Director: Fred Olen Ray
Screenwriters: Fred Olen Ray & TL Lankford

A small group explores caves where deadly mutants hold huge stores of diamonds. They spend a lot of time running back and forth. Eventually, they encounter a busty space alien who wants to enslave them.

Supposedly, this film went from idea to edit in three weeks. And it’s easy to see some results of this: the script lacks focus and has lots of fat. At the same time, it features some of the most compelling characters in Ray’s films. It’s much more fun than Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold and Dinosaur Island.

Starring Ross Hagen (Angels’ Wild Women), Susan Stokey (The Power), Jeffrey Combs (Re-Animator), Dawn Wildsmith (Surf Nazis Must Die), Michelle Bauer (Bikini Car Wash Academy), and Sybil Danning (They’re Playing with Fire).

The Phantom Empire is under copyright. It is available on DVD. Better to get it on a 2K Blu-ray with a commentary featuring Ray and cinematographer Gary Graver plus a couple of featurettes.

17 January 2021

Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

Producer: Edward R Pressman
Director/Screenwriter: Brian De Palma

A great composer has his opera based on Faust stolen. Then he’s framed for a crime and sent away to prison for life. All his teeth are replaced with steel ones. But he escapes from jail and starts haunting the new club, Paradise, founded by his tormentor. And from there it’s kind of a cross between Faust and Phantom of the Opera.

When this film was first released, it was panned by almost all critics. Now, almost all critics love it. Funny that. The film is perfectly enjoyable. It’s just another example of critics not liking it because it wasn’t a different film. The songs in the film were written by Paul Williams.

Starring William Finley (Eaten Alive), Paul Williams (Battle for the Planet of the Apes), and Jessica Harper (Suspiria).

Phantom of the Paradise should be under copyright but there’s a good copy on Archive. It is available on DVD or on a Blu-ray with a ton of extras.

18 May 2020

Phase IV (1974)

Producer: Paul B Radin
Director: Saul Bass
Screenwriter: Mayo Simon

An astronomical event causes ants to start behaving oddly. At first, it just seems are trying to kill everyone. But soon it becomes clear that they are up to something bigger.

This is a great film in the tradition of 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) and The Andromeda Strain (1971). This is nothing like Them! (1954). Phase IV is a thinker’s film, even though it has surprisingly effective action and horror sequences. After you watch it, look online for the alternative ending.

Like many psychotronics, Phase IV got that MST3K treatment in its first season (when it was good). But this is another case where the film triumphs over the riffing. If you get desperate, you can always find the film online in this form. Otherwise, it is copyrighted. It’s available on DVD and Blu-ray, but without any extras or the longer ending.

Phenomena (1985)

Producer/Director: Dario Argento
Screenwriters: Dario Argento & Franco Ferrini
Alternate titles: Creepers

A young woman goes to a boarding school in Switzerland where a serial killer is on the loose. She uses her special ability to communicate with insects to find the killer.

I love this film! It’s at it’s best when Connelly and Pleasence are together. But the story is generally engaging, it’s absolutely gorgeous to look at, and it has a great soundtrack. The film originally got bad reviews and even the most positive recent ones tend to be apologia. Obviously: don’t listen to them. See the film. It’s a lot of fun!

Starring Jennifer Connelly (Labyrinth). With Donald Pleasence (Prince of Darkness), Daria Nicolodi (Shock), and Dalila Di Lazzaro (Flesh for Frankenstein).

Phenomena is under copyright. It is available on DVD. It is also available on Blu-ray with 3 different edits and a bunch of extras.

13 January 2021

Phone Call from a Stranger (1952)

Producer: Nunnally Johnson
Director: Jean Negulesco
Screenwriter: Nunnally Johnson (Story: IAR Wylie)

A man fleeing his unfaithful wife bonds with three people on his plane flight. The plane crashes and he survives but the others don’t. He visits their families and helps them heal, thus healing himself.

This is a unique noir film with a great cast. It’s nice to see this style used in a non-crime plot. This is definitely one worth checking out.

Starring Gary Merrill, Shelley Winters (The Night of the Hunter), Michael Rennie (Assignment: Terror), and Keenan Wynn (Wavelength). Bette Davis has a small role.

Phone Call from a Stranger may be under copyright; there is a good print on Archive. You can get it on DVD.

2 March 2024

Picture Mommy Dead (1966)

Producer/Director: Bert I Gordon
Screenwriter: Robert Sherman

A tween gets shipped off to a mental hospital after she freaks out from her mother dying in a fire. Three years later, the young teen comes home to her former governess as a stepmother and returning memories.

This is one of Gordon’s best although the final act gets mighty twisted. It’s perhaps most interesting to see what he can do with a decent budget and a “normal” story.

Starring Susan Gordon (Tormented), Don Ameche (Trading Places), and Martha Hyer (Sabrina). Zsa Zsa Gabor has a small role as the dead mother.

Picture Mommy Dead is copyrighted. It is available with a 4K print with commentary on DVD and Blu-ray.

20 September 2022

Pieces (1982)

Producers: Dick Randall and Stephen Minasian
Director: J Piquer Simon
Screenwriters: Dick Randall and Roberto Loyola (as John Shadow)
Alternate titles: Mil Gritos Tiene la Noche, The Night Has 1000 Screams

A mother finds her young son doing a pornographic jigsaw puzzle and she freaks out and tries to burn it. So her son kills her with an ax and cuts up her body — evading prosecution by pretending it was someone else. Forty years later, he is working at a college, killing women and taking body parts to create his own human jigsaw puzzle.

This film is a lot like Blood Feast. For one thing, body parts are collected. But more important, the film makes little sense and includes a bunch of continuity errors. The police mostly just hang out waiting for clues to land on them. But the kills themselves are spectacular — some of the best stuff I’ve ever seen. It’s worth watching just for them!

Starring Christopher George (City of the Living Dead), Lynda Day George (Mortuary), Ian Sera (Christina), Paul L Smith (Popeye), and Edmund Purdom (Herod the Great).

Pieces is under copyright. It is available on DVD. Or you can get the double Blu-ray with a bunch of extras.

14 June 2021

Pietà (2012)

Producer: Kim Soon-Mo
Director/Screenwriter: Kim Ki-duk

A loan shark’s enforcer cripples delinquent borrowers, getting the money from insurance policies taken out on them. But one day a woman shows up who claims to be his mother who abandoned him as a baby. After accepting her, he becomes a better person. But all is not as it appears.

This is a South Korean drama with horror elements. It is very disturbing. It won’t necessarily appeal to horror fans, but if you are okay with art films with a high creep factor, you’ll probably like it. For what it intends to be, it’s probably a perfect film.

Starring Jung-Jin Lee (Troubleshooter) and Min-soo Jo (Venus Talk).

Pietà is under copyright. It’s available in European region (B/2) discs. You can get it on Blu-ray as region A/1. It has features, but they may not be in English, given A/1 is used in Asia.

31 January 2020

Piranha (1978)

Producer: Jon Davison
Director: Joe Dante
Screenwriter: John Sayles

Two young people sneak into an abandoned military research facility. They find a pool and go swimming, like you do. And they are attacked and killed by piranha. An investigator shows up and inadvertently releases the piranhas into the wide world and the game is on!

This is a wonderfully cheeky monster movie. You can appreciate it straight or as a knowing send-up of the genre. The attacks are a lot like what we saw in Barracuda.

Starring Heather Menzies (Logan’s Run), Bradford Dillman (Bug), Kevin McCarthy (Invasion of the Body Snatchers), Dick Miller (A Bucket of Blood), Keenan Wynn (Hijack), and Barbara Steele (The Silent Scream). Paul Bartel (Eating Raoul) has a small humorous role.

Piranha is copyrighted. It is available on DVD and Blu-ray with a good selection of extras.

18 April 2021

Piranhaconda (2012)

Producer: Forest King
Director: Jim Wynorski
Screenwriter: Mike MacLean

A huge snake has slithered out of hiding on a Hawaiian island. A professor tries to smuggle one of its eggs off the island. Meanwhile, a film crew is taken hostage but all of them soon have to fight against the snake.

This is a surprisingly entertaining little film. Much of it is quite funny and the script dabbles in all the usual idiocy of low-budget monster movies like over-long and detailed exposition. It also features a lot of good special effects.

Starring Rib Hillis (Cowboys vs Dinosaurs), Terri Ivens (Trancers 5: Sudden Deth), Miss USA Shandi Finnessey (who is really good), and Michael Madsen (Terror Trap).

Piranhaconda is copyrighted. It has been released internationally but never on disc in America. It is available on Amazon Prime.

3 June 2021

A Pistol for Ringo (1965)

Producers: Luciano Ercoli and Alberto Pugliese
Director/Screenwriter: Duccio Tessari
Alternate titles: Una pistola per Ringo

Ringo is an extremely congenial psychopath who has a habit of killing men “in self-defense.” While in jail awaiting trial for the last four he killed, he is sent undercover to join a gang that has taken hostages at a local ranch.

This is one of the earliest Spaghetti Westerns — and one of the best. It is gritty without being pretentious. It’s also really funny.

Starring Montgomery Wood (Day of Anger). With Fernando Sancho (The Son of Captain Blood), Hally Hammond, Nieves Navarro (Death Walks at Midnight), Antonio Casas (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly), and George Martin (Three Supermen of the West).

A Pistol for Ringo is under copyright. It’s widely available on disc outside the US. Here, it is mostly available on Blu-ray along with The Return of Ringo. Both films come with a large number of extras.

13 May 2020

The Pit (1981)

Producer: Bennet Fode
Director: Lew Lehman
Screenwriter: Ian A. Stuart
Alternate titles: Teddy

An awkward 12-year-old boy can’t make friends except with his maybe living teddy bear. He has discovered a hole where beasts live (they look like hairy Sleestaks). So he tricks everyone who has been mean to him into the hole where they are eaten.

This is a unique film. It starts very serious, has an explicitly comedic middle, and then becomes a whole different movie without the main character. It has its moments but I don’t much know what to make of it.

Starring Sam Snyders (Huckleberry Finn and His Friends) and Jeannie Elias (The Oblongs). It also features Sonja Smits (Videodrome).

The Pit is under copyright. It is available on DVD and Blu-ray both with interviews and a commentary track by Jason Pichonsky.

1 October 2020

The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)

Producer/Director: Roger Corman
Screenwriter: Richard Matheson
Our review: Roger Corman Poe Cycle

The son of a torturer for the Spanish Inquisition believes he is being haunted by his dead wife. Eventually he goes crazy and tries to kill everyone.

The second of Corman’s Poe cycle, this film is as good as ever. It maintains a bleak atmosphere throughout with a nice twist and a wonderfully fun ending.

This is one of Vincent Price’s best films where he effectively plays two different parts. The rest of the cast is fabulous: John Kerr (South Pacific), Luana Anders (Dementia 13), Antony Carbone (Creature from the Haunted Sea), and Barbara Steele (Castle of Blood).

The Pit and the Pendulum is copyrighted. It is available on DVD with a commentary by Corman and a prologue shot to pad the film up to 2 hours of television time starring Anders. It hasn’t been released on Blu-ray in the US.

Pizza Man (1991)

Producer: Gary W Goldstein
Director/Screenwriter: JF Lawton
More: The Comedies of JF Lawton

Elmo is a pizza delivery man — perhaps the pizza delivery man. And in an effort to get the $15.23 for an extra-large sausage and anchovy pizza, he uncovers an international conspiracy of the highest order.

This is a very funny film from the people who brought you Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death. The political references may be a little out of date but the conceit of the hard-boiled pizza delivery man should carry you through.

Starring Bill Maher (Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death) and Annabelle Gurwitch (Melvin Goes to Dinner).

Pizza Man is under copyright. It is available on DVD.

Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)

Producer/Director/Screenwriter: Ed Wood

Aliens come to Earth to destroy us before we destroy the universe. They attack by reanimating the dead. But they are super-lazy about it, only managing to do a few.

This is Wood’s most expensive film. And it has some interesting things to say. But not having Lugosi around makes it stilted. It’s still better than any sequel to Iron Man.

Starring Gregory Walcott, Maila Nurmi, Tor Johnson (Bride of the Monster), and Bela Lugosi (Dracula).

Plan 9 From Outer Space may be in the public domain. You can get it on DVD with Flying Saucers Over Hollywood: The Plan 9 Companion, which is great. There’s also a DVD with a “commentary” by Mike Nelson. Do me a favor and don’t give him any money.

Planet of the Apes (1968)

Producer: Arthur P Jacobs
Director: Franklin J Schaffner
Screenwriters: Michael Wilson and Rod Serling (novel: Pierre Boulle)

The film that brought us the sequel! But it’s hard to be mad at a film so bold it hid Kim Hunter’s face! Also: it’s such a fun film. And so were all the sequels!

The plot’s pretty straightforward: humans travel to another planet where apes rule over humans. And, of course, it has its famous surprise ending.

It features an amazing cast: Charlton Heston (In the Mouth of Madness), Roddy McDowall (Lord Love a Duck), Kim Hunter (The Hiding Place), Maurice Evans (Rosemary’s Baby), James Whitmore (Them!), James Daly (“Requiem for Methuselah“), Woodrow Parfrey (Charley Varrick), Linda Harrison, and Lou Wagner.

Planet of the Apes is copyright and you are unlikely to find it online in the usual places. You can get the film as a single disc, but I recommend getting “Planet of the Apes: The Legacy Collection” on DVD or Blu-ray. It includes all five films along with the documentary Behind the Planet of the Apes.

Platoon of the Dead (2009)

Producers: Joe Sherlock and John Bowker
Director/Screenwriter: John Bowker

Humanity is at war with the undead. Three soldiers survive an engagement and must make their way back home. They stop in a house where they find three women. They all must work together to survive until they are rescued. But not everyone there is a friend.

This is a really good micro-budget film! Even though most of it takes place inside a single house, it seems much more expansive. And the story is solid.

Starring Tyler David and Ariauna Albright (Polymorph). With Tom Stedham (Subconscious), Chris Keown, Michelle Mahoney, and Amanda Bounds.

Platoon of the Dead is under copyright. It is available on DVD and Blu-ray — both with the typical solid extras offered by Tempe.

4 June 2020

The Playgirls and the Vampire (1960)

Producer: Tiziano Longo
Director/Screenwriter: Piero Regnoli
Alternate titles: L’Ultima Preda del Vampiro

A dancing troupe’s bus is stopped because a bridge has washed out. They hear of a nearby castle, which the locals tell them to stay away from. But they think it would be fun to go there. Once there, they get stuck by the weather. And then one of the dancers dies from an “accident.”

Based on the title, you might think this is a comedy, but it’s not. And the plot is a good deal too complex for a film. Yet it’s pretty fun with a couple of good vampires and beautiful ladies dancing in their underwear. There’s also one brief pair of naked breasts.

Starring Lyla Rocco, Walter Brandi (Slaughter of the Vampires), Maria Giovannini, and Alfredo Rizzo.

The Playgirls and the Vampire should be under copyright but there is a good print at Archive. It is available on an expensive DVD. There is a much cheaper Italian import.

20 June 2021

Poison Sweethearts (2008)

Producers/Directors: The Campbell Brothers
Screenwriters: Andrew Campbell and Jared Bullis

This film presents a number of stories about women driven to violence against the asshole men around them. The whole thing is framed within the context of old “education” films that we saw growing up in primary school.

This is a very arty film. The connecting material was shot on Super-8 and it looks great. The high point is “The Wife.” Some of the stories drag a bit for me. And I’d like to see more violence and gore. But it’s a fun movie regardless.

Starring Ashleigh Holeman (Dead Life), Roza Haidet (Midnight Skater), Sarah Rinear, Laura Robbins (Demon Summer), and Jen Meissner. Featuring James L Edwards (Her Name Was Christa).

Poison Sweethearts is under copyright. It is available on DVD and Blu-ray with some videos and a commentary track with the directors.

6 June 2020

Poltergeist (1982)

Producers: Steven Spielberg and Frank Marshall
Director: Tobe Hooper
Screenwriters: Steven Spielberg and Michael Grais & Mark Victor

A little girl communicates with dead people via a television. Eventually, she is kidnapped to the other side. Luckily, Zelda Rubinstein comes to the rescue.

This is a very good horror film with lots of clever social critique. It’s not one of my favorite Tobe Hooper films but it is good. Did Steven Spielberg direct this? It’s too filled with Hooper’s obsessions and sensibilities. Like Spielberg would ever put in daddy reading Reagan: The Man the President. But you don’t have to get Hooper’s little jabs at society to enjoy this well-made little horror film.

Starring JoBeth Williams (The Day After) and man who the government never helped out when he was on food stamps and welfare, Craig T Nelson (Coach). Also starring the psychotronic icon James Karen (The Return of the Living Dead).

It is copyrighted. I have it on an old DVD and it’s okay. The video quality could be better. I would assume the 2008 Blu-ray is better.

Poltergeist (2015)

Producers: Sam Raimi & Rob Tapert & Roy Lee
Director: Gil Kenan
Screenwriter: David Lindsay-Abaire

Don’t listen to the haters; this is a good film. The problem is that it isn’t nearly as good as the original and isn’t as good as most of the films listed here. But I wouldn’t avoid it. Just the same, don’t seek it out. All the interesting subtext of the original is gone. And a week after watching it, you will probably remember the original better.

Starring Sam Rockwell (Moon) and Jared Harris (The Quiet Ones).

It is copyrighted. The DVD looks great. There is also a Blu-ray but really, why?

Polymorph (1996)

Producer/Director: JR Bookwalter
Screenwriter: James L Edwards (story: JR Bookwalter)

In a remote area, a group of criminals is doing a drug deal. Things get complicated when some researchers show up. Then space alien goop starts taking over people. Who will get out alive?!

This is a great film with more personal conflict than any of Bookwalter’s other films. It’s also filled with excellent performances.

Starring Ariauna Albright (Witchouse II: Blood Coven) and Tom Hoover (Galaxy of the Dinosaurs) with James L Edwards (Bloodletting) and Sasha Graham (Gargoyle Girls).

Polymorph is under copyright. It is available on a Tempe DVD with a fair number of extras.

Pontypool (2008)

Producers: Jeffrey Coghlan and Ambrose Roche
Director: Bruce McDonald
Screenwriter: Tony Burgess

A DJ and his crew at a small-town radio station in Canada get reports of rioting and eventually murders and other violent acts. A strange kind of virus has hit the town that is causing people to turn murderous and suicidal. Eventually, it arrives inside the station.

If you like the idea of The Crazies but not how it is rendered, this is the film for you. It all takes place in one location and feels a lot like Let Us Prey. The last part of the film gets pretty weird but this is one you definitely want to check out.

Starring Stephen McHattie (The Rocket), Lisa Houle (Ejecta), Georgina Reilly (This Movie Is Broken), and Hrant Alianak (Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone).

Pontypool is under copyright. It is available on DVD and Blu-ray with a number of extras.

9 October 2020

Pooka! (2018)

Producer: Tevin Adelman
Director: Nacho Vigalondo
Screenwriter: Gerald Olson

A struggling actor gets a job as the mascot for Pooka, a children’s toy that randomly repeats sentences said near it in a “good” or “bad” voice. His life seems to be going well but Pooka starts doing things — bad things. But sometimes it seems like they are just dreams. Things get worse until they get worse some more.

This is a strange film that manages to keep your attention even while not making any sense. It all comes together. This is part of the Hulu series Into the Dark.

Starring Nyasha Hatendi, Dale Dickey (Bloodline), Latarsha Rose (Holiday for Heroes), and Jon Daly (The Secret Life of Walter Mitty).

Pooka! is under copyright. It seems only to be available on Hulu.

20 January 2021

Popcorn (1991)

Producers: Torben Johnke & Gary Goch & Ashok Amritraj
Director: Mark Herrier
Screenwriter: Alan Ormsby as Tod Hackett (story: Mitchell Smith)

A bunch of film students put on a triple-feature of old films and add the gimmicks like electric chairs and smells. In the process, they come upon an old film by a director who killed his family. As the show is underway, the director, who is thought to be dead, seems to be killing people.

This film features lots of great moments. The plot itself is totally unbelievable, so don’t over-think it. Just appreciate what’s on the screen.

Starring Jill Schoelen (The Stepfather), Tom Villard (Heartbreak Ridge), and Dee Wallace (The Hills Have Eyes). Tony Roberts (Annie Hall) has a notable supporting role. Ray Walston (My Favorite Martian) has one very memorable scene.

Popcorn is under copyright. It is available in many forms including on DVD and Blu-ray both with a commentary and an hour-long documentary.

29 September 2021

Porky’s (1981)

Producers: Bob Clark and Don Carmody
Director/Screenwriter: Bob Clark

A group of high school boys go to a rural bar (Porky’s) to get laid. Instead, they are humiliated and abused by the local sheriff, who is the brother of the bar’s owner. After much hijinks, the boys get their revenge.

Although in some ways it is just a high school version of Animal House, this teen sex comedy was enormously influential, spawning many imitations. But apart from the sex, this film isn’t much different from Bob Clark’s later family classic A Christmas Story.

The film has a huge cast featuring Dan Monahan, Mark Herrier (director of Popcorn), Wyatt Knight, Roger Wilson, Cyril O’Reilly, Tony Ganios, Kaki Hunter, Kim Cattrall (Big Trouble in Little China), Nancy Parsons (Motel Hell), Scott Colomby, Boyd Gaines, Doug McGrath, Susan Clark (Night Moves), Art Hindle, Wayne Maunder, Alex Karras, Chuck Mitchell, Eric Christmas (Attack of the Killer Tomatoes), Jack Mulcahy, and Bill Hindman.

Porky’s is under copyright and is not widely available via streaming. You can get it on an old DVD and Blu-ray. But it is also available in a collection.

30 December 2023

The Poseidon Adventure (1972)

Producer: Irwin Allen
Director: Ronald Neame
Screenwriters: Stirling Silliphant and Wendell Mayes (novel: Paul Gallico)

An ocean liner capsizes because its owner insists on going fast. (Where have we heard that before?) A small group of passengers try to make their way to safety.

This is probably the best of the 1970s disaster films and probably the only one really worth watching at this point. As a genre, there isn’t much for filmmakers to do. This one features a number of interesting characters although Reverend Frank Scott was probably a lot more likable in 1972 than he is today.

Starring Gene Hackman (The Conversation), Ernest Borgnine (Willard), Red Buttons, Carol Lynley (The Night Stalker), Stella Stevens (Cruise Into Terror), and Roddy McDowall (The Planet of the Apes). The heart of the movie is in the old couple played by Jack Albertson and the fabulous Shelley Winters (The Tenant). Leslie Nielsen (City on Fire) has a small role as the captain.

The Poseidon Adventure is under copyright and is even hard to find streaming for free. You can get it on many DVD releases but you are better off getting the 20th Century Fox Blu-ray with a ton of extras.

3 March 2024

Possum (2018)

Producers: James Harris & Mark Lane & Robert Jones & Wayne Marc Godfrey
Director/Screenwriter: Matthew Holness

A man comes back to where he grew up to dispose of his creepy man-spider puppet, which is haunting him. There he interacts with his uncle who seems to have abused him when he was young. And the puppet can’t seem to be gotten rid of.

This is an art-horror film. It is creepy throughout and scary at times. The first half is slow but the film comes together at the end brilliantly. But it isn’t your usual psychotronic.

Starring Sean Harris (Isolation) and Alun Armstrong (New Tricks).

Possum is copyrighted. It is available on DVD. You can also get a Region B/2 Blu-ray of it.

20 November 2020

Prehistoric Women (1950)

Producer: Albert J Cohen
Director: Gregg C Tallas
Screenwriters: Sam X Abarbanel and Gregg C Tallas

The women of a prehistoric tribe get tired of carrying dead animals and run off together to form their own tribe. But despite thriving, we know why “the young ones dance so restlessly in the light of the full moon.” Luckily, men from a more enlightened tribe show up to reduce the restlessness. If you know what I mean. Girls will be girls!

This is such a thin pretense to show off nubile women and have them wrestle with each other that it’s hard not to laugh along with it. That’s especially true with the ridiculously unnecessary narration. But as long as you don’t get any strange ideas about paleolithic tribes, I guess it is fine. But this is an accurate portrayal of the discoveries of the secrets of fire and shaving. (That was a joke.)

Note: this film is a whole lot sexier when the women are kicking the butts of the men. After they become compliant, it’s very, well, 1950.

Starring Laurette Luez and Allan Nixon. With Joan Shawlee (Buck Privates Come Home), Judy Landon, Mara Lynn, and Johann Petursson.

Prehistoric Women is in the public domain and available on You can get it on DVD but the print really isn’t any better.

The Premonition (1976)

Producer/Director: Robert Schnitzer
Screenwriters: Anthony Mahon & Robert Schnitzer

A crazy witch lady is looking for her daughter who was taken from her (apparently because she’s a crazy witch lady) and given to a nice middle-class couple. The middle-class wife has premonitions of doom and the daughter is eventually kidnapped.

No plot synopsis can quite capture just how bizarre this film is. It’s like The Matrix: you need to see it. And you really should. Despite everything, it’s a really entertaining film.

Starring Sharon Farrell (The Reivers), Richard Lynch (Puppet Master), Edward Bell, Ellen Barber, and Jeff Corey (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid).

The Premonition may be under copyright; there is a good copy on Archive. Arrow has a great release on DVD and Blu-ray that is worth checking out.

16 January 2022

Prevenge (2016)

Producers: Vaughn Sivell and Jennifer Handorf and Will Kane
Director/Screenwriter: Alice Lowe

On the day she found out she was pregnant, a woman’s boyfriend falls to his death in a rock-climbing accident. Now the fetus is talking to her, having her kill people, some of whom were involved.

This is definitely not a comedy but it is extremely funny. It even has something to say if you’re into that. The cast is excellent. And it is directed in an interesting but non-flamboyant style that renders the story well.

Starring the director (Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace) in all her pregnant glory. Featuring Jo Hartley (Inbred), Kayvan Novak (What We Do in the Shadows), and Gemma Whelan (Surviving Christmas with the Relatives).

Prevenge is under copyright. It is available on DVD and Blu-ray.

21 March 2022

Primeval (2007)

Producer: Gavin Polone
Director: Michael Katleman
Screenwriters: John Brancato & Michael Ferris

A TV news crew goes to Burundi during a civil war to capture a giant killer crocodile. Once there they struggle to protect themselves from the animal and the military.

Genre mashups tend not to please anyone and horror fans will be deeply disappointed with this. But if you go in focused on the civil war story, it works pretty well. And there are some great horror moments like when the main bad guy’s head explodes as the croc bites down on it.

Starring Dominic Purcell (Prison Break), Brooke Langton (Soul Sessions), Jürgen Prochnow (Das Boot), and Gideon Emery (100 Days to Live). Orlando Jones (The Replacements) is the real star here.

Primeval is under copyright. It is available on DVD and Blu-ray with director commentary, 6 minutes of deleted scenes, and a 10-minute documentary.

23 September 2021

Prince of Space (1959)

Producer: Walter Manley
Director: Eijirô Wakabayashi
Screenwriter: Shin Morita

Some bad-guy space aliens come to Earth with what is not an altogether bad deal (admit that the aliens are the rulers but live a happy life). A shoeshine boy protects the humans as Prince of Space.

This film is widely mocked and yet, I find it charming and fun. It’s made for kids, but on that level it works really well. It’s everything it intends to be. What’s not to like?

Starring Tatsuo Umemiya (Graveyard of Honor) and Jôji Oka.

Prince of Space may be in the public domain and is available on It is available on DVD with Invasion of the Neptune Men.

21 February 2021

Princess of Thieves (2001)

Producer: Craig McNeil
Director: Peter Hewitt
Screenwriter: Robin Lerner

Robin Hood and Maid Marian have a daughter, Gwyn. Marian dies and Gwyn grows to be a young woman who is good with a bow and a sword and wants to get in on the fight. She goes against her father’s wishes and ends up getting him arrested. Now she must help free him.

This film is probably perfect for a tween girl. And as these kinds of films go, it’s very good. But it’s probably a pass for most adults. It was an episode of The Wonderful World of Disney.

Starring Keira Knightley (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl), Stephen Moyer (True Blood), Del Synnott (Murphy’s Law), Stuart Wilson (The Mask of Zorro), and Malcolm McDowell (A Clockwork Orange).

Princess of Thieves is under copyright. It is available on DVD and as a Blu-ray import.

16 February 2021

The Private Eyes (1980)

Producers: Lang Elliott & Wanda Dell
Director: Lang Elliott
Screenwriters: Tim Conway & John Myhers

Two American PIs get called to the manor of a recently murdered Lord and Lady — apparently by the Lord after he died. They are incompetent and run around while all the staff members are killed off one by one.

This is a very silly film with some surprisingly funny bits like the “time gun” and the pointedly bad poetry of the murderer. This was at least one of the most successful films from New World while Corman was in charge — more indication that his reputation is based more on PR than evidence.

Starring Tim Conway (The Apple Dumpling Gang), Don Knotts (The Ghost and Mr Chicken), Trisha Noble, John Fujioka (The Last Samurai), and Bernard Fox (Munster, Go Home).

The Private Eyes is under copyright. There is a cropped DVD of it available. Better to get the widescreen Blu-ray.

19 July 2021

The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (1970)

Producer/Director: Billy Wilder
Screenwriters: Billy Wilder and IAL Diamond

Sherlock Holmes helps a woman find her husband who it turns out is dead. But in the meantime, he falls in love with her but she isn’t quite what she seems to be.

It’s frustrating that this wonderful film had about an hour cut out of it — all of which appears to have been destroyed. But it’s still really engaging. And it’s nice to see a slightly more human side of a character I’ve come to find awfully annoying on the screen.

Starring Robert Stephens (The Asphyx), Colin Blakely (Charlie Bubbles), Geneviève Page (Foreign Intrigue), and Christopher Lee (The Mummy).

The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes is under copyright. It is available on DVD and Blu-ray where they do their best to present how the film was meant to be rendered.

4 August 2021

Private Parts (1972)

Producer: Gene Corman
Director: Paul Bartel
Screenwriters: Philip Kearney and Les Rendelstein

A young woman, Cheryl, leaves her current roommate to live in her creepy aunt’s rundown inner-city hotel filled with colorful characters — one of whom is homicidal. Will Cheryl make it out alive? Well, after what she did to the rat, she shouldn’t!

This is a great comedy horror film. If you get a chance to watch it, you should! (Don’t mistake this for the Howard Stern biopic.)

Starring Ayn Ruymen, Lucille Benson (Silver Streak), Stanley Livingston (My Three Sons), and Laurie Main. By the director of Eating Raoul and Lust in the Dust.

Private Parts is copyrighted. You can get it on DVD without much in the way of extras.

Prom Night (1980)

Producer: Peter R Simpson
Director: Paul Lynch
Screenwriter: William Gray (story: Robert Guza Jr)

Four tweens bully a younger tween, which leads to her accidental death. Instead of explaining they sneak away and don’t mention it again. Six years later (to the day), the four attend their high school prom. And someone kills them one at a time. There are half a dozen decent suspects.

This came out right at the same time as Friday the 13th. It’s almost a hybrid of it and Black Christmas — better characters, slower, more believable. The script or the edit seems to me just a bit off. But it’s still quite entertaining with a clever plot.

Starring Jamie Lee Curtis (Halloween), Leslie Nielsen (The Naked Gun), Casey Stevens, Anne-Marie Martin (The Boogens), Michael Tough, and Antoinette Bower (Die Sister, Die). Robert Silverman (Scanners) plays the creepy janitor.

Prom Night is under copyright. There are older DVD releases from Anchor Bay and Echo Bridge that you should avoid. In 2014, Synapse Films released DVD and Blu-ray editions with a restored print in 2K, commentary with the writer and the director, a long making-of featurette, 23 minutes of out-takes, 11 minutes of extra footage from the TV release, and more.

21 September 2020

The Psychic (1977)

Producer: Franco Cuccu
Director: Lucio Fulci
Screenwriters: Lucio Fulci & Roberto Gianviti & Dardano Sacchetti
Alternate titles: Sette Note in Nero, Seven Notes in Black

A woman has a vision of a murder. This causes her to uncover a body in her husband’s old house leading to his arrest. As she tries to prove her husband’s innocence, she slowly comes to see that her vision is not of the past but of the future.

This is a very clever film — a mystery that pulls you in and ultimately pays off. It’s one of many great ones by Fulci that isn’t widely viewed. Check it out!

Starring Jennifer O’Neill (Scanners), Marc Porel (Live Like a Cop, Die Like a Man), Gabriele Ferzetti (Le Amiche), Gianni Garko (If You Meet Sartana Pray for Your Death), and Ida Galli (Django Shoots First).

The Psychic is under copyright. It is available on DVD with the claim that it is the full-length version, but that doesn’t seem to be the case. Better to get it on Blu-ray with the proper runtime and a smattering of extras.

11 August 2021

Psychomania (1973)

Producer: Andrew Donally
Director: Don Sharp
Screenwriters: Arnaud d’Usseau and Julian Halevy (Julian Zimet)
Alternate titles: The Death Wheelers

Oh the disaffected youth of today — or the early 1970s! A biker gang in England rides around scaring motorists. But their leader, Tom, just can’t help wanting to follow in his father’s footsteps. And that means dying and coming back to life. Maybe that’s why his gang is called “The Living Dead.” (That, or the writers were George Romero fans.) Soon, all the gang members kill themselves and come back — all except the one who Tom really cares about.

People call this a horror film, but there’s little horror in it. Sure, there are some occult aspects but that’s about it. Mostly, it’s a biker film. And the motorcycle sequences are beautiful. The cast is really good. And the movie moves along.

My only complaint is that when Tom drives out of the grave on his bike, it isn’t nearly as cool as it should be. It reminds me of the disappointing scene in The Italian Job when the cars jump from one roof to another. But that’s a minor complaint (for both films).

The film stars Nicky Henson (No 1 of the Secret Service) and Mary Larkin. Also in the gang: Ann Michelle (Virgin Witch), Roy Holder (The Land That Time Forgot), Denis Gilmore, Miles Greenwood, and stuntman Peter Whitting. Robert Hardy (Cornelius Fudge in the early Harry Potter films), Patrick Holt, and Doctor Who regulars in the late-60s and early-70s Alan Bennion and John Levene. And finally, the folks at Tom’s place Beryl Reid (No Sex Please: We’re British) and George Sanders (All About Eve).

The film is available on There are a couple of DVD releases. Arrow Video has released a 2K restored Blu-ray with lots of interviews.

The Psychotronic Man (1980)

Producer: Peter Spelson
Director: Jack M Sell
Screenwriters: Peter Spelson & Jack M Sell
Our review: The Film That Named a Genre

This is an underrated gem. It shows the dark side of having superpowers. And producer/co-writer Peter Spelson in the title role has a fragility that is really compelling. The film is edited at a slow burn, so give it time. At first, it’s just the story of a drunk. But you don’t have too long for some cool stuff. See the film that named a genre!

The Psychotronic Man is copyrighted. But you can find it everywhere. It’s usually on YouTube. And most streaming services offer it. You can also get the film on DVD signed by the director.

The problem with all of these copies is that they have a 4:3 aspect ratio, whereas the actual film was 2.35:1. The release cut was also 10 minutes longer. Both these cuts were doubtless made for TV. I’d really like to see the film in its original form one day.

Recently, it was released on DVD with Cy Warrior.

Pufnstuf (1970)

Producer: Si Rose
Director: Hollingsworth Morse
Screenwriters: John Fenton Murray & Si Rose

This is the feature film of the popular kids’ show. And it is almost indistinguishable from the show given that it was made at the same time and included almost the exact same cast and crew. I remember seeing it in the theater when I was six years old.

I can’t say I enjoy it today. But there is no doubt but that it’s great. The art direction is stunning. Much of the dialog pays tribute to the hipster talk of the late 60s. And even the songs (by Charles Fox and Norman Gimbel) are good.

In addition to the standard players like Jack Wild (Oliver!) the film stars singer Cass Elliot and Martha Raye (Give Me a Sailor).

Pufnstuf is copyrighted. You can get it on DVD though.

Pumpkinhead (1988)

Producers: Howard Smith and Richard C Weinman
Director: Stan Winston
Screenwriters: Mark Patrick Carducci with (?) Gary Gerani (story: Mark Patrick Carducci and Stan Winston & Richard C Weinman; poem: Ed Justice)

Some teens come to a poor rural area and accidentally kill Ed Harley’s son. So Harley goes to a local witch to get vengeance. She brings Pumpkinhead to life, but when Harley see’s what it is doing to the kids, he tries to stop it.

This is the first of only two features made by special effects titan Stan Winston. It’s pretty good with a lot of effort going to developing the main character. And the creature is impressive. A lot of the scenes are very dark and I suspect it looked a lot better projected than it does on video.

Starring Lance Henriksen (Aliens). With Cynthia Bain (Spontaneous Combustion), Jeff East (Tom Sawyer), and Brian Bremer (Vicious). Tom Woodruff Jr plays Pumpkinhead, which he also designed.

Pumpkinhead is under copyright. It is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and a later 4K transfer on Blu-ray — all with commentary by Gerani and Woodruff moderated by Scott Spiegel, some featurettes, and other things.

6 November 2020

Puppet Master (1989)

Producer: Hope Perello
Director: David Schmoeller
Screenwriter: David Schmoeller (story: Charles Band and Kenneth J Hall)

Four psychics are called to the Bodega Bay Inn where they search for the secret of life but mostly end up getting murdered by puppets.

This is the one that started it all. It’s a solid film that manages to be serious despite what I consider adorable puppets. David Allen, who directed Puppet Master II, did a fantastic job on the animation.

Starring Paul Le Mat (Melvin and Howard) and Robin Frates (The Arrival). Featuring Irene Miracle (Midnight Express), Jimmie F Skaggs (Ghost Town), and William Hickey (Prizzi’s Honor).

Puppet Master is under copyright. You can get it alone on Blu-ray. Or you can get the first 3 films on Blu-ray. But you are probably best getting The Puppet Master Collection on DVD. It includes the first 9 films. All of them are cropped except for the first one, which is presented in widescreen.

Puppet Master II (1990)

Producers: David DeCoteau and John Schouweiler
Director: Dave Allen
Screenwriter: David Pabian (story: Charles Band)

Right after the events of the first film, the puppets resurrect Toulon. Some new parapsychologists show up to figure out what happened before. And Toulon creates a puppet body for himself and tries to do the same with one of the parapsychologists who he thinks is the reincarnation of his dead wife.

Killer puppets, right? What’s not to like? It’s not my favorite of the series but it is fun. And I love the epilogue.

Starring Elizabeth Maclellan, Collin Bernsen, Steve Welles, and my first crush, Nita Talbot (That Funny Feeling).

Puppet Master II is under copyright. You can get it on DVD. If you don’t care about it being cropped, you can get it with 8 other films as The Puppet Master Collection. Or you can get 12 films total with Puppet Master & Killjoy: Complete Collection.

19 March 2020

Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge (1991)

Producers: John Schouweiler and David DeCoteau
Director: David DeCoteau
Screenwriter: C Courtney Joyner

Toulon is a puppeteer in Berlin at the beginning of World War II where he performs plays that make fun of Adolf Hitler for delighted children. A Nazi informant discovers that the puppets’ are alive and turns Toulon in. This leads to Toulon’s wife being murdered and sets up a pretty awesome revenge film.

This is kind of a “Puppet Master Begins” film, except that it will go even further back in Retro Puppet Master. We do learn the beginnings of Leech Woman, by far the most disgusting of the crew.

Starring Guy Rolfe (Dolls). With Richard Lynch (Invasion, USA), Ian Abercrombie (Army of Darkness), and Aron Eisenberg (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine).

Puppet Master III is copyrighted. You can get it on an all-region Blu-ray or a region 1 DVD. Or get The Puppet Master Collection with the first nine films, all but first 1.33:1 aspect ratio.

Puppet Master 4 (1993)

Producer: Charles Band
Director: Jeff Burr
Screenwriters: Todd Henschell and Steven E Carr and Jo Duffy and Douglas Aarniokoski & Keith Payson

An AI researcher hosts some friends who find André Toulon’s puppets from the previous movies. But the Egyptian god Sutekh sends some of his own puppets to kill him. Major puppet-on-puppet action ensues.

It’s hard not to like any of the Puppet Master films and this one is no exception. I find the ending kind of weak but it’s still fun. And the evil puppets seem a lot like the figure in the final story in Trilogy of Terror.

Starring Gordon Currie (Left Behind), Chandra West (White Noise), Teresa Hill, Ash Adams (Once Fallen), and Guy Rolfe (Retro Puppet Master).

Puppet Master 4 is under copyright. You can get it on Blu-ray or an all-region DVD. If you don’t mind it being cropped, you can get The Puppet Master Collection, which has the first nine films.

Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter (1994)

Producer: Charles Band
Director: Jeff Burr
Screenwriters: Steven E Carr and Jo Duffy and Todd Henschell and Douglas Aarniokoski & Keith Payson

Rick is arrested for the murders in Puppet Master 4. The corporate AI guy bails him out and decides to go and get him some “secret of life” via the puppets while Rick tries to protect the puppets. The underworld god tries to stop them all and is finally defeated.

This was the last Puppet Master film except for the 9 films that followed it to date. It’s a bit more scattered than the previous outing but it works well enough.

Starring Gordon Currie (Blood and Donuts), Chandra West (White Noise), Ian Ogilvy (Death Becomes Her), and Guy Rolfe (Dolls). With Teresa Hill, Nicholas Guest, Willard E Pugh (RoboCop 2), Diane McBain (Thunder Alley), and Duane Whitaker (Pulp Fiction).

Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter is under copyright. You can get it on DVD. Or get The Puppet Master Collection with the first 9 films.

19 March 2020

Puzzle (1974)

Producer: Luciano Martino
Director: Duccio Tessari
Screenwriters: Bruno Di Geronimo & Duccio Tessari & Ernesto Gastaldi (story: Roberto Infascelli)
Alternate titles: L’Uomo Senza Memoria, The Man Without a Memory

A man finds himself in London with no memory of who he is. But there are shadowy figures who are keen to help him remember. He eventually learns that he was part of a million-dollar heroin deal. But now he must remember his past to save himself and his wife.

This is a pretty good little suspense thriller. It’s supposed to be a giallo, but this only really becomes apparent in the last ten minutes, which are awesome! I could do without the romance but it all works with a plot that develops well.

Starring Senta Berger (Bang! Bang! You’re Dead!), Luc Merenda (Gambling City), Umberto Orsini (Goodbye Emmanuelle), Bruno Corazzari (Secrets of a Call Girl), and Anita Strindberg (The Case of the Scorpion’s Tail).

Puzzle is under copyright. It is available on Blu-ray.

22 June 2021

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